McCain supporters all across the country wake up late, still aglow from the celebration the night before. It wasn't even close, McCain won by a landslide. Republicans and conservatives are rehearsing their "I told you so" speeches while going about their morning routine, "what did I tell you?" Toothpaste foaming out of their mouths pointing at the mirror with their toothbrushes, "I said it months ago!" Practicing a proud smile. They are excited about facing their Obama supporting co-workers, ready to debate and win!

Palin wakes up early going over the plan in her head while she puts on her makeup and fastens her hair atop her head. The new first lady, Cindy McCain, will be gone by the time she gets to the new President, one tablet in his coffee and the ensuing heart attack will leave her free to reign over the country. She allows herself a quick maniacal laugh, slides her glasses on and straightens her jacket. They called her inexperienced, they called her naive, she will show them! All this country really needs is a Hockey Mom!

Around noon the press released the news to a baffled America, even McCain supporters are terrified. Palin, the new president, is ready to serve the country, with a few changes to the presidential campaign: First, fridays will now be Hockey Jersey day. Second, nuclear will be pronounced nooc-ya-ler. Third, there will be government funding for a new organization, that Palin heads, called "Peagent to President." And last but not least, Alaska will be moved closer to the mainland so people won't think she is out of touch.