November 5th will be forever known as, “National Hangover Day”, because after a shocking turn of events Libertarian candidate Bob Barr from Atlanta, Georgia has become our Commander in Chief. When Senator McCain referred to the catalyst of this shocking victory, on October 15th as, “One of the greatest frauds in voter history” (while speaking of ACORNS usage of cartoon characters on their voting ballots) we all just laughed at Grandpa McCain's wacky theory, but we now see that Senator McCain's claim holds water.
Many voters claimed to have voted for Barr due to the lack of worthy candidates, and when they saw Bob Barr’s name they thought of the loveable children’s cartoon “Babar”, and not the former Georgia Congressman.
Many conservatives are unhappy with the GOP’s choice in John McCain due to a lack of charisma and his inconsistency, while many Democrats were let down by their party’s choice in Obama due to his inexperience.
Well, now what? Is America in trouble? I think not. This is possibly the greatest thing to hit this country since Mickey Mouse. Do you know why? Of course you don’t! It’s because R.C. Cola has finally triumphed over Coca Cola and Pepsi! And I for one am already growing in my “Barrstache”, and am buying a pair of wide framed glasses as we speak.
Bob Bless America!
Sammy Zalta
1 comment:
The eyeglasses and mustache could definitely be a new trend!! Good Job!
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